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“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”
lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”
…

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”
Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”
I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

“It’s much easier for the viewing public—especially those who criticize cam girls’ choices to share the most intimate details of their lives—to hang on to the notion that sex is a nonthreatening part of life when the woman baring it all is a single woman who’s responsible for only herself and her own choices.”
…Naked on the Internet.  Sounds accurate.

“Perhaps the number of polite forms that Korean has shows just how muchemphasis Koreans place on showing the proper levels of respect to the listeneror someone being talked about.” -Korean for Dummies.
I think that amounts to “you’re too busy studying polite forms in Korean to have a sex life”. 

lightspeedsound:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”

lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”

Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”

I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

“It’s much easier for the viewing public—especially those who criticize cam girls’ choices to share the most intimate details of their lives—to hang on to the notion that sex is a nonthreatening part of life when the woman baring it all is a single woman who’s responsible for only herself and her own choices.”

Naked on the Internet.  Sounds accurate.

“Perhaps the number of polite forms that Korean has shows just how much
emphasis Koreans place on showing the proper levels of respect to the listener
or someone being talked about.” -Korean for Dummies.

I think that amounts to “you’re too busy studying polite forms in Korean to have a sex life”. 

(Source: loveclaire)

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